Introduction

I don't make mistakes, I'm not just like the rest of you. I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better.......I am better! You people should be thanking Christ that I am who I say I am because you need me, you need me to save you, I am the only one who possibly can. You're not the real heroes........... I am.

What are your three priorities for the year?

1. The total and complete dissolution of AUSA
2. If Priority 1 is not achieved, I will establish the AUSA Student Monitoring and Value Enforcement Agency, also known as the ASAMVE, to bring peace, freedom, justice and security, to ensure a safe and secure society
3. If Priorities 1 and 2 are not achieved, I will put a free orange juice machine in the Student Union

What unique skill/knowledge can you bring to the role to stand out from the other candidates? 

I have an extensive knowledge of Coup d'etat

What do you think is the biggest issue that students are facing at the moment and how do you plan to tackle it? 

Lack of Vitamin C, I would tackle this by installing an orange juice machine in the student union building, if it still existed.....